Dr. Nick Riviera Diet

HI EVERY-BODY
Today's Diet advice is from this man:

He's was a medical doctor based in Springfield, MA and his name was Dr. Nick Riviera. Dr. Riviera received his medical degree from the prestigious Hollywood Upstairs Medical College (HUMC) in Costa Rica (Source: Wikipedia). He once had a conversation with one of Springfield's citizens, Marge Simpson, and it went something like this:

Dr. Nick Riviera: "With my new diet, you can eat as much as you want, any time you want."
Marge Simpson: "And you'll lose weight?"
Dr. Nick Riviera: "You might! It's a free country!"

So, folks, take it from a real medical professional, not those phony personal trainers and self-proclaimed health & fitness gurus. Feel free eat anything you want, as much as you want, and whenever you want. There is still a good chance that you WILL lose weight.

BYE EVERY-BODY

(disclaimer: the above advice can kill you)

Lipoway Commercial

This is a commercial for Lipoway, another weight loss pill. At first I thought this was a joke, but noooo, it's very real. My favorite quote, "Free???? It must be good!!!" Deuchebag.



There is absolutely no reason for anyone to take any diet pills for weight loss purposes. None, whatsoever!!! They are not approved by the FDA and they simply DO NOT work. Even further, be very careful with these "free trial" offers as they will sucker you into an expensive autoship program once they have your credit card number. Here is a video explaining the sneaky tactics those companies use to deceive people into their supposed "free trial" offers. It's a bit lengthy but worth it!!!!



I've used Tom Venuto's Burn the Fat, Feed the Muscle ebook to jump-start my weight loss journey. It was by far the best $39.95 I have ever spent.

AYD'S can help you Lose Weight

For these next two videos, I am not even going to make any smart ass comments other than it's not a parody nor is it a Joke. The commercial is real and the product is real. Pathetic!!!

AYDS Commercial #1


AYDS Commercial #2


This is Southpark's take on AIDS!!!

Slim Jeans - Ancient Chinese Secret to Weight Loss

Look, you get a free matching top with this BULL***T. This 1970's commercial for Slim Jeans is as goofy as they come. Enjoy!!!

SUPER WEIGHT LOSS - 1940's Commercial

I think I found a new hobby. Every Tuesday, I will post a new weight loss commercial on my blog that is just pure crap!!!! This one was for a weight loss product called "TAFON" in 1948. My favorite lines include, "You can lose up to pound a day safely, sanely, and enjoyably" and "If you're overweight, that's how you look in the picture, and that's how you look in the eyes of your family and friends" . This is hilarious... watch and enjoy.

Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet'

Lurking around the web for weight loss information, I stumbled across this video that nails down the best way to lose weight. Watch and Learn!!!! Why waste hours of your own time doing research, reading articles, and listening to others when this 3 minute video will tell you everything you need to know about losing weight, burning fat, and getting lean... Enjoy!