Monday, September 22, 2008

Dr. Nick Riviera Diet

HI EVERY-BODY
Today's Diet advice is from this man:










He's was a medical doctor based in Springfield, MA and his name was Dr. Nick Riviera. Dr. Riviera received his medical degree from the prestigious Hollywood Upstairs Medical College (HUMC) in Costa Rica (Source: Wikipedia). He once had a conversation with one of Springfield's citizens, Marge Simpson, and it went something like this:

Dr. Nick Riviera: "With my new diet, you can eat as much as you want, any time you want."
Marge Simpson: "And you'll lose weight?"
Dr. Nick Riviera: "You might! It's a free country!"


So, folks, take it from a real medical professional, not those phony personal trainers and self-proclaimed health & fitness gurus. Feel free eat anything you want, as much as you want, and whenever you want. There is still a good chance that you WILL lose weight.

BYE EVERY-BODY

(disclaimer: the above advice can kill you)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I tried that but it didn't work.

Mark said...

If this was supposed to be funny it did its job